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Once upon a time, a 14-year-old boy named Pavlik Morozov discovered that his father was up to no good, planning and organizing against the rightful government. A true and faithful patriot, young Pavlik informed the authorities of his father’s anti-government activities. Pavlik was a good boy, a true patriot, and was rightly ashamed of his father’s unacceptable behavior.
Shortly after this patriotic act, his dastardly relatives snuck up on Pavlik whilst the young hero was picking berries in the woods. These evil anti-government villains stabbed Pavlik to death, making him a martyr. He was then named by the authorities a Pioneer-Hero and celebrated for generations in the Soviet Union.
In today’s episode of Crime & Punishment, we discuss Pavlik’s legacy in the United States. The first trial of the infamous January 6 cases concluded earlier this week, and the defendant, Guy Reffitt, was found guilty by a jury of his peers.
His heroic son, Jackson Reffitt, had discovered that his father was up to no good, planning and organizing against the rightful government. A true and faithful patriot, young Jackson informed the FBI of his father’s anti-government activities. Jackson was a good boy, a true patriot who always wore his mask and socially distanced, and was rightly ashamed of his father’s unacceptable behavior.
We are the Soviets now.
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